I hate Jordan. Jordan Hawkes, not Jordynne Copp. I like Jordynne Copp. As a friend. She's very nice. :). Ok, now do you want to know why I despise Jordan??? Because. He lied. T MY MATH TEACHER. Twice. Sorry about all these short sentences. Ok, back to the point. Yesterday, he called my favorite teacher, Mrs. Raber, fat. HE S A JERK-ITO. Sorry, I am in school while I am writing this so I thought I would throw in some Spanish. Even though that's not how you say jerk in Spanish. It's actually tirĂ³n. But anyway. He called her fat. He is soooo much fatter than her. God, I really hate him. But, to make matters worse, one of my closest friends, Anja, just told me that he lied to her. AGAIN. URGGGGGGHHHH. I could smack him. Anja said that Jordan was supposed to meet up with her in Study Hall. But, since Anja and Jordan are both in my Study Hall, we both knew he was lying. Again. FOR THE SECOND TIME THAT WEEK. God, he needs help with his brain. I will personally pay for a brain transplant. Oh, wait. No I will not. Only because someone else deserves that brain more than him. Anyway. Jordan also sits next to me in math class. And, one of my bff's, Elisha, has a huge crush on him. ELISHA, IF U R READING THIS, KNOW THAT YOU'RE BETTER THAN JORDAN AND PLEEEEEEEEZ DO NOT LIKE HIM ANYMORE. HES A TIRON. A JERK. JERK-ITO. WHATEVER. If there was somebody in the world that I could punch in the face, it would be...wait guess.
Have you guessed? If you said JORDAN THE JERK-ITO, then you are 100% correct. Ok, now that I have vented, I feel better. Thanks for letting me vent to you. Whoever is reading this. Ok. I have to go now. byebye :)
Thursday, April 9, 2009
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I'm sure Elisha would love to hear that! Actually, she'd just laugh and go ahhhhhhhhh <3. HAHA!
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